Rock!

 

He did not appreciate my birthday

 

This is Stefan. He has hair on his chest.

 

I thought I had big hair until this dude was hired.

 

On the right is Evan. Apparently he can sing. The other two are just degenerates.

 

I'm getting too lazy for captions.

 

It can be safely assumed that a sex act was being described.

 

It can be safely assumed that a sex act was being described.

 

Winner of the inexplicable sneer of the night award.

 

Aww...

 

Sarah is the bee's elbows.

 

I should never ever make a kissy face again. Ever.

 

I threatened him with violence until he celebrated my birth.

 

Others were more easily tractable.

 

Wow. It's like we're mouth-twins.

 

Bacon.

 

Beer.

 

He's trying to grow a jedi braid. Really.

 

See?

 

Oh dear friends.

 

It can be safely assumed that a sex act was being described.

 

It can be safely assumed that a sex act was being described.