Here Are Your Goddamn Photos
As birthday celebrations tend to go, this one was long-running, possibly too long running. Now I've often been accused of hoarding photographs I've taken and this accusation is entirely false - the truth is that I just forget that I'd ever taken them. The drink, it does not help. But today I am not drinking! And so, here are the photos from the joint birthday celebration of Linda and Justin. Originals available upon request.
Birthday
So enthused.
Birthday torture, or something like it.
It's flaccid. That's what happens when you put it in beer.
This beer is suspicious
The joke that never gets old
You disgust me.
Apparently we disgust each other.
This man is passionate about whatever he is drunkenly blathering about.
Shee-it. Do we know footwear or what?
This did not attract the attention of any law enforcement officers
LINDA CRUSH!
Whee.
Buyin' crap
Lookit my crap!
Crap. Check it.
We have crap!
The end.