December 31, 2006

Composition and Transposition, Holiday Edition

In supplement of "Unsung Heroes of the Internet": Okay. I'm not exactly sure why I find this picture so hilarious and wondrous and multi-tingling-ly super-ous.

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I am the earthly embodiment of apathy towards canned jellies

The cranberry sauce so thoroughly neglected, so hastily dumped. Soulless cranberry sauce. Soulless little girl. Thanksgiving. The humor value here is so exquisitely subtle that I feel something resembling guilt when-ever I lay my smut-stained eyes upon it. Fortunately, an unsung hero of the interweb has gone ahead and masterfully mutated it with the simplest of photochop transformations:

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Success!

...and now where there was previously quantity N of "ha", now there is a quantity N2. So delighted was I by the discovery of that second image that I began to suspect that the transposition of key elements (the visual analogue of a logical converse) within a single image could reliably be expected to increase the humor value of the image as a whole, especially if the source image's humor value is dry to begin with. I plan on testing this myself, but in the meantime I've come into the possession of two other pairs of images which support my theory.

Click ahead to view.

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Awesome.


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Awesome++


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No comment.


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Still no comment.

December 03, 2006

The Recent Past

Here are some images from the recent past.

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Harrassment of the sexual kind.

 
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Nerdly activities. To the MAX.

 
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Bocce. The closest I'll ever come to playing a sport.

 
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If I knew what they were so pensive over, I would have been sober, which I wasn't.

 
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Whut?

 
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Double-whut?

 
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Serious discussin'

 
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Serious thanksgivin'.