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Teh Internet Makes You Stupid

hahainternet.gifThe internet gives voice to all who use it. By placing these words here, someone I don't personally know from very far away might stumble upon them and hear what I have to say. That effectively gives me a shout that can travel 24900 miles. The problem is that sometimes it gives that voice to people who shouldn't be heard. But not all of the voice-underserving are loathsome, bigotted, monsters, I'm mostly just talking about the run of the mill idiots. But hey, I believe in free speech, so let the idiots have their voices. More often than not, they make the internet fun. It makes reading forums and comments fun. Case in point: the discussion over at YouTube regarding a video of supposedly "trained" goldfish. Here, I'll just edit out the boring bits:

FoxyChoklatRobot (1 month ago) how the hell do you train fish???

zElmos (1 month ago)
they were speaking chinese. o.O im not sure

hanii (1 month ago)
yea y r they speakin chinese?

pinkexperience (1 month ago)
its japanese. god. look at the description.

imog321 (1 month ago)
The gold fish wont do this at all. the explanation to this is the magnet in the stomachs

TaiCat (1 month ago)
That's CHINESE DUDE!!!!!!

adibchelala (1 month ago)
actually i believe the narrator is Thai, the trainer and reporte are japanese... Awsome skill

emeraldFloyd (1 month ago)
How dare you its chinese. Its in mandarin man. just cause we asian doesn't mean we're all the same ass hole

visnes (5 days ago)
Bordur and the rest who think Goldfish are "stupid" or have a short term memory, should read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish#Behavior

andreasm (5 days ago)
You claim it is a fact, but there is no reason to beleive it (now). Realize your ignorance and get your facts straight (or name a source), instead of attacking people who question what you claim as being facts.

wily6 (4 days ago)
my penis is larger than yours

mcdoots (4 days ago)
haha you idiots are aruguing on the internet

mformby (3 days ago)
I had actually trained a couple of fish I had to swim to different corners of the aquarium. This video is probably not fake.

thadopeman (3 days ago)
I trained a couple of fish to suck my nuts yo

lol, internet

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